Anything that starts with “Day One:”.

I don’t let my 9 year old smoke in bed any more

But...from the article, “it is so very flammable”?

The only time I could see this making sense is if you already happen to have normal mozzarella and heavy cream on hand, and don’t want to go to the store and buy something new.

Take the photo or videos on the rental company grounds.  There are likely only two times you’d be there — picking up or dropping off.  That would establish both time and place.

Wouldn’t surprise me if parking enforcement officers are getting kickbacks.

You deserve a raise.  

This was a very well and thought- out post. 

I sold my 100 year old 1k sq/ft 2BR/2BA adobe with a shitty roof in the middle of South Central (all of a block from where Nipsey Hussle got shot) for $720k last year.

Agreed, but this whole thing reeks of “we’re missing quite a bit of information.”
Clearly the cops have been made aware of an arrangement. Clearly the city is comfortable with whatever this arrangement may be.
I couldn’t be less of an expert about the area (but hey, when has that ever stopped rank speculation on this…

In CA, a $1.5M house is just firmly middle class. That isn’t a mansion, it’s a small tract home in LA.

Silver Lake is one of the most exclusive and expensive neighborhoods in L.A.

I would think the *owners* of the fancy cars would be less than thrilled about having them parked on the street. If I knew a shop was doing that with my car I wouldn’t be taking my car there.

Counterpoint: Let people enjoy things.

Dude must be flush with money. Cruise ships are not cheap. Though it would be interesting to calculate all your living expenses and then check against cruise pricing.

Stirring them into a bowl of raw batter can cause them to burst, coloring your entire pancake. And, even if they make it through the stirring portion of the recipe, a hot pan can cause them to rupture on contact.

7 trucks

I feel like there is a sizeable contingent missing the point. This isn’t the important lesson it took you till adulthood to learn e.g. “I learned to stop taking myself so seriously,” or whatever. This is the simple thing you somehow missed in spite of it being right in front of your face. It’s that thing where you…

Embarrassed to say this but I just learned the difference between invisible and invincible...I just never realized they were two different words with different meanings... Even though the second my wife mentioned I was so dumbstruck bc of course they are...

Today I, also well into adulthood, learned that ponies are not baby horses.