Credit to u/lofispaceship, who posted this on Reddit today around 11am eastern.

TL;DR

Union jobs!!!!!

Not kink shaming, but even if you like it a little rough, it’s always best to use plenty of lube and warm up a little before engaging in anal sex.

Ron DeSantis is probably going to try and have this report banned and the Moms for Liberty asking for any manatee watching to be made off limits...cause that’s how they roll down here in Florida.

To quote Pepper Brooks: it’s a bold strategy, Rob, let’s see how it plays out for them.

It oddly goes with their equally horrible strategy of unintentionally poising the minds of their voters around issue of mail in voting and voter fraud. They believe it, so they avoid early/mail in voting, or voting at all since they’ve been conned into believing it’s rigged. Seems like they’d rather just wallow in the…

One we should heartily encourage.

Killing your own voters to own the libs... is a strategy.

I don’t, and its hilarious.

I know I didn’t feel too bad when some anti-vax MAGA turd I work with got COVID and died.

Honestly, this is probably the real reason Trump lost...he killed off his voters.

i feel bad laughing about this but honestly its pretty funny

Durabile. That's someone with an iron stomach.

It should be noted that those paint jobs that “start at a few hundred bucks” are typically crap and will cost you a lot more money to fix (properly) than a bad or badly cared-for wrap.

I’m a bit saddened that the first two replies you received seemed to have completely missed your point.

I don’t understand how this made it past the editor.  Nevermind the fact that this is one that spellcheck would’ve caught...

Conservatives believing literally any stupid shit.

In any functioning republic, this revelation would be the end of Thomas’ tenure. But no. We’re not a functioning republic.

G/O Media just started publishing with article written by AI... they might as well have the AI do proofreading/copy editing as well (ChatGPT actually pretty decent about basic spelling/grammar errors as well as math/coding bugs)

Company CEO: “What’s the first thing you think of when you read the name ‘GATE’?”