Lana Del Rey sings pretty explicitly about sex. It would still look weird to see a male journalist go “how do you like to fuck, though?”

I love the grammatical decisions of the packaging.

While you’re logged into your account, you can see about opting out of other “offers”! https://twocents.lifehacker.com/all-the-ways-your-credit-card-use-reveals-personal-info-1837618262

Heh, it’s people like you that ad companies and totalitarian governments love, willing to just bend over and take it because you figure there’s no point in the other option

“I’m wearing black...because that’s easier than going to the gym.”

The X6 is so hideous that this actually helps a lot.

Yes. 

Not only could she leave, she alone has the power to bring down the whole house of cards. I’d bet anything that she has enough dirt on Donald and his dirty deals (sorry for the alliteration) to make all but his staunchest idiot supporters turn on him. But she won’t, because she almost certainly has a non-disclosure…

She is an awful person. But I find myself in a quandry: does her awfulness totally negate how spectacular that picture is? Is it because her awfulness is so clearly dwarfed by Dotard 45 and his awfulness?

Yeah, the whole idea that she doesn’t love being First Lady is laughable. She could leave. She chooses not to. 

Melania on that world leader thirst. She out here trying to trade in a ‘96 LeBaron with a broken soft top for a brand new Model 3. Girl, good luck with that everybody knows your credit is shit and you ain’t got no job. Be Best.

I remember those times when piracy almost disappeared thanks to streaming services but now we have so many of those that is going to be more expensive than cable so who knows maybe piracy will rise again.

It’s actually both.

Recession coming?  Probably.  But if you’re young you should hope that the market goes down, then you can buy stocks/mutual funds when they’re on sale.

I have almost always had a fat cat/skinny cat pairing. The skinny cat gets isolated in a bathroom during food time so that fat cat doesn’t eat skinny cat’s food. Skinny cat never seems to mind as it means s/he gets to eat in peace without fattie staring him/her down or outright pushing them out of the way after fattie…

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

Kevin, I respect you and you’re probably my favorite contributor across all of GMG, including your video appearances.

“10%-30% APR” If one doesn’t have a cheaper way to fund the travel one really needs to consider not doing the travel!

The photo above shows all the phones with Rayquaza in them. He was likely doing a “solo” raid. Since Rayquaza is a Level 5 raid, it typically requires 6-7 people minimum to win (though 9-10 is preferable) and is completely impossible for someone to do with one account. 

That would probably encourage teenagers to dare each other to steal the shakers... The shakers just can’t win.