interesting. i’d never looked closely enough at the back until now to notice.

I wasn’t thinking last time I had to replace a card and threw the metal one into my shredder.

I dunno, that sounds like a particularly ungenerous reading of this. This is a bad situation that seems to be stuck in stasis. They both know there is a problem, and they both want to fix the problem, but they don’t really know how to go about that. Two years of maintaining a bad status quo is hard, but it’s even…

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.

Literal any President would be better. Every single one of them.

So you’re saying that you’re totally cool with gaping asshole on your screen in general, just not this particular one?

The reason for percentages is that many companies require you to provide a percentage you would like to have taken out. You can use your math to get you in the ballpark and then round to the nearest whole percentage (assuming the only option is whole percentages).

Nice. Can’t imagine buying a home in the ‘80s!

What’s your mortgage rate? If it’s low, the odds are the market will beat it by a few points over the course of the next 10 years. Paying off your mortgage is great, but don’t do it to the (severe) detriment of your long-term savings.

That is an EXCELLENT piece of advice.

Bookmark the IRS Contribution Limits page and get as close to this limit as you can afford - even if it hurts today.

350 kilometres. Could be an insurance limit.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

That’s awesome. I met up with a friend in LA for dinner. On the way, I pulled up to an intersection and saw a BMW 335i with it’s window down. I thought: “I wonder if I can time the pops so it’s right next to his face?”. I nailed it. When I looked in the rear view mirror, I realized it was the friend that I was meeting…

350km, much cleaner number. 

I’ll keep it black and white and Jaloped!

Everyone is going LOL FERRARI but that is exactly is what is going on here. He is using a Ferrari logo in what amounts to an advertisement for his shoes.

The correct take.

“And don’t check a bag, either, or it might end up at the wrong destination.”