I don’t see any problem with this. Once we conquer Canada and make them our affable slaves such landscape will be an American territory. It represents progress, goals, an America double the size and GOING STRONG. God, freedom tastes sweet, doesn’t it? Like sweet, sweet maple syrup-all you can drink. We’re coming for…

Keep at it! Sometimes she runs, sometimes she hides, and sometimes she’s scared of you. But all she really wants is for you to hold her tight! Be with her DAY AND NIGHT.

No matter the venue Martin Short does sketch comedy as though he is in the cast of All That without the subtlety of a Miss Amanda Bynes.

Because God doesn’t apply to them?

You win. This made my entire day.

there is no such thing as too much back rubs.

But I already ordered these: https://www.etsy.com/listing/264831…

It’s so upsetting! Why couldn’t I just buy my groceries in peace or sit at a concert in peace? It sucks and it happens when you least expect it and I am the kind of person that hears them and is shocked and says nothing and starts crying a minute later when they already walked away and it’s the most frustrating…

Publicity is the only thing helping at this point. It’s disgusting how easily these teachers, kids, and parents are ignored. They have been pleading for help from the government, yet the sickouts were the only reason any of this has come to light in the area.

Pretty sure you’re saying that we shouldn’t hush up poverty and pretend it isn’t there, as middle class america likes to do.

This article requires Mark Schraber.

noperfect (GET IT BECAUSE ITS NOT PERFECT!) I hate seventh grade me so much.

Takes me back to the days of bandchicka07.

Actual LOL.

My favorite comment today!

The Charmin with aloe, which I can only now find at Target.... THAT would make me happy!

Thank you, Anna Merlan’s Ball Sack, for correcting my entirely grammatically valid comment.

Oh man, Cottonelle for me. IT HAS PUPPY DOGS ON IT. PUPPY DOG TOILET PAPER 4 EVA <3.

It’s a good deal, but you would have to rent a truck or make multiple trips to get it all home. $275 can buy a shitload* of Charmin at Costco.

My former coworkers (mostly triathletes) participated in what they called “The Hurl-A-Mile” wherein you had to drink a 6 pack of beer and run a mile at the local high school track. Nearly everyone vomits. Hilarious in concept, awful and wretched in practice.