I’m more proud of my 7:16 beer mile than I am of most of my pr’s on the track.

“Crooked IRS agent” is sure to win the sympathy of a jury.

Thank you, I really appreciate that :)

As someone who recently lost a very good friend to a brutal murder by manual strangulation - I listened to Serial and couldn’t help but think about Hae’s poor family. We know for a fact who committed the murder of my friend, but the unimaginable pain and anguish it has caused her family and friends is something you…

This really answers all of the questions that I had going into the comments section. Thank you sir.

Beer makes a little sense though. Doughnuts? Kiiind of a stretch. Also, barf.

And endurance athletes are a special kind of weird, at that.

And lethal?

In my house too! Oh wait. My husband is multiracial. That sure explains why we have problems...

And Evangelical. Cause while the regular Protestants have no problem with Evangelicals, Evangelicals sure do hate non-Evangelical Protestants!

If you leave a firearm where a kid can easily get it, you are the bad guy with the gun.

SO MANY RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNERS EXERCISING THEIR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO BE NEGLIGENT WITH THEIR WEAPONS AND KILL CHILDREN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Oh, they want to keep the families together. They want to deport the whole family, you know, send the kids back to the possibly dangerous country their parents came from, and just dump them in a place where they know no one and may not speak the language. Of course, they have the kids’ best interest at heart.

Yeah, ‘cause everyone in my marriage is white, straight, and married and our lives are perfect. :(

Exactly, the real fucking problem in the United States is cognitive dissonance.

Don't forget Christian, preferably Protestant.

You have to be the right kind of family, or you are clearly the work of the devil.

Except for you know, whichever shiny *new* scapegoat they select.

If everyone were white, straight, and married, you know there would be no problems whatsoever.

Wish I could give you all the stars.