I’m in favour of abolishing the draft entirely.

I know it’s popular to hate on Gwyneth but THAT is how you do divorce with kids. Too often the parents are selfish cry babies who can’t put their kids first for even a second. I can hate on GOOP the website but I give these two a lot of credit in the parenting department.

I kinda love this idea of world parents, but would like to nominate Lin-Manuel Miranda and Martha Stewart.

Ah yes! I just watched that episode last night! So much jugular satisfaction!

There was a case years ago where a dad discovered his daughter being sexually assaulted by a man. Dad murdered the guy then and there and got off w no jail time. I'm ok with that.

Not sure I believe you, Eeyore...

If you weren’t, I’d have to alert whoever makes and monitors the psychopath test immediately.

this.

#AthleteLivesMatter

I am actually afraid I could seriously hurt someone if they did something to one of my kids. And that I wouldn’t be sorry.

Not only could I never go at work, I can’t even go at home if if I’m aware that someone is so much as driving to my house.

I support you.

I don’t have time to make a thorough case but what about Mark Ruffalo. Or is he just eternal Woke Bae, not necessarily just January?

YAY!!!! I did permanent eyeliner over 10 years ago and it was the best thing I have ever done!

Absolutely not! Overtime, your tattoo will fade and will start to look uneven, at best, and it will need to be reapplied. At worst, you’ll look strange (not in a cool or natural way!) due to ink migration. Check out pictures online and pay close attention to the eye-liner tat fuck-ups. Decide if you can live with…

NAY.

No Hell No! I have never seen this shit look anything but terrible. Also to my knowledge it is not something you can remove with laser tatoo removal should you change your mind. I HIGHLY recommend Marcelle’s waterproof liner because it lasts all damn day. I’m too lazy to run much but I can testify it holds up well…

I had it done around 6 months ago and am pissed I didn’t get it done ages before. I am Asian and have hooded eyelids and oily skin, which means that I was drawing on a solid quarter-inch of eyeliner which would then barely be visible (as it gets hidden in my eyelid fold) and would migrate down below my eyes within a…

I've always wanted it but my old boss had it done and I just wasn't impressed. Apparently it also requires fairly regular touch ups and they're not cheap.

I love the concept, but tbh I have never seen it done in such a way that it wasn’t kind of jacked up.