He’s going to be okay. I think he’ll be a contractor who takes over for Tom.
Brene Brawn
brenebrawn
Team Jessie all the way!
I was LITERALLY just complaining about this! My 5 year old refuses to joke about anything but poop, butts, or farting I'm about to go insane
Wait until 2nd and 3rd grade when they get into the “Captain Underpants” books. All farts, all the time.
hey zayn, there’s a thing called “cookies”.
Same.
It’s not the kid part that I mind, I am a Bad Influence Aunt to three lovelies, it’s that usually people with kids are on a different schedule than me and I am a bad planner and don’t deal with changes well. The kids are all invited! I have an old sega genesis they can play while we drink !
Tell me about it! I awkwardly texted my dogsitter (who is awesome friend material) that we should “totally be friends in real life” and she was like “haha, yeah!” I couldn’t tell if it was like “heh..heh...yea......” or like “heyyyy yeah!” so when I went to pick up the dogs I was just like “ok well.... bye!”
Social lubrication. I’m on it. :)
Disagree. My dad is a Steve and he is awesome.
I love you both.
That explains so much: Tiny Dick Finder.
VagINA Finder
Steves do very often seem to be awful, but it seems to me that Stephens are usually good guys.
Agreed. I have an uncle named Steve and he's a dick, so I think it's unfair for Steve Carrell to be lumped in with him.
Right? I hope the family hires a defending attorney at least smart enough to say something along the lines of “Assumption of risk, Your Honor — can we all go home now, please?”
I’ve been pushed into the greys by someone at Jezebel, and now I’m stuck forever, it seems.
God, I really want some cheese now.