Had to Google who Spencer Pratt was. If the first thing on your Wiki page is that you once dated someone else I’ve never heard of, you’re not a celebrity. Sorry, Spence.

Right? I’m not entirely sure whom to feel sorry for in this hypothetical fishing trip from hell.

I read that as “Goddess whore” and I was all, yes, bless her sacred sexuality.

THE POWER OF CHRIST CUM-PELLS YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST CUM-PELLS YOU!!!

Yup she is a Godless whore blah blah blah and they will say nothing of Josh paying for her services. “Good Christian” men should not be assaulting women or spending thousands of dollars buying sex when they have a wife and children at home to take care of, yet she is the bad person.

Hey guys. So imma put this here even though I’ll likely have a post about it soon: yes, I will be leaving Gawker Media. It’s been a fun run, but it was going to end sometime.

My mom is a teacher and she loooves gift cards.
Honestly, tho, she’d probably appreciate a really thoughtful, handwritten note even more. Teachers get a lot of comments from the angry / bitter / complaining parents, but barely any from the satisfied / happy ones! I know she loves seeing that her work is appreciated. :)

Gift cards. Starbucks and Target would both be great options. (I'm a teacher, btw)

That is obscenely cute.

Gift cards really are a good/safe option. My mom teaches preschool, and at age 32 *I* am still a big fan of the edibles, mostly because they’re still around when I show up for Christmas and I get to sample them. But I know her favorite is anything the kids made (or helped make) themselves. That stuff is always so.…

I want to get my daughters physical therapist a gift this year. She comes to our house weekly for her PT & is an awesome woman. She is also vegan so I have no idea wtf to get her.

My husband was a teacher for a while. He says the best gift for a teacher is a heartfelt note from the student thanking them for —insert personal interaction here—. If you really feel like you need to get them an actual thing, gift cards in a small denomination to a coffee shop (or similar) are the way to go. No…

Amazon gift card.

What about a gift card to an office supply store? I always hear stories about teachers having to use their own money to buy supplies for the classroom because they aren’t in the budget.

My best friend is a teacher. One year I got her personalized teacher stationary :)

A teacher-friend of mine really likes Starbucks gift cards. I would recommend a gift card to somewhere you know they would use... restaurant, cafe, target, amazon....

Gift cards are the way to go for teachers.

Check out Judith Miller’s Wikipedia page. Clearly an editor did not read it carefully enough as a very un-Wikipedia amount of snark has found its way into her entry.