1) Find the gif you want.

In light of some pretty darn tone-deaf moves, this one sounds like a good move on behalf of the university.

I honestly don’t think a lot of people realize that’s part of it! Like, some awful, awful shit goes through my brain and it feels like I’m desperately trying to put up a floodgate to stop it but it doesn’t work. It’s like fighting your own brain on a constant basis and it’s exhausting.

Yeh. Enjoy your sweater. I really…

Don’t do it.

it’s such a problem actually that it isn’t usually classified as a “sport” even tho where I live it finally is. For an “activity” as dangerous as cheerleading to not be a sport means we didn’t get access to gym time, we didn’t get mats, hell we didn’t even compete on mats in high school, our “coaches” were art…

I’m an actual lawyer and the only reason I passed Crim was because of Law & Order (original flavor, of course). Fortunately for many many people, I do not practice criminal law.

Damn it I haven’t heard that song in years but now you’ve put it in my head!

The lack of compassion is astounding. Jesus was not cool with the Pharisees’ placing more importance on the law than with helping and loving others, but many church leaders actively ignore that story. I don’t understand it. I’m sorry for your pain.

I don’t know what your background is with the Mormons but my heart is so, so heavy, too. I quit going 18 or so years ago because frankly the treated me like shit because my dad isn't Mormon and I didn't fit their mold. Eventually I realized that the way I felt there was not bringing me closer to God. However, I've…

Honestly, I don’t know what your beef is. The two of them happened to meat under tough circumstances, and their love is rare, so let them enjoy it. It's clear they're searing hot for each other, but each of them seem to maintain a cool center and I think that's admirable. And Gwen is among the most beautiful women in…

THIS. I swear to God. I was sexually assaulted at 14 BY ANOTHER 14 YEAR OLD, and I wasn’t “pinned down.” I was coerced and was digitally penetrated, and he tried to force me to give him oral sex. I went along with a lot of it because I was too afraid to do anything else. That doesn’t mean I consented.

“Well, Hell can’t be worse than this, and I don’t wanna go where HE’S going anyway! Sign me up for the Beelzebub Badminton Invitational as soon as I get down there!”

For your sake, I actually hope that heaven and hell exists, and that you don’t lose your wings for laughing hysterically when you discover Mr. Christ-like and his all-too-pious defenders were immediately sent to partake of grotesque tortures in the hot spot.

1) That is a nightmare please let his health continue to be excellent

You win. Best comment so far.

I was trying to think of this joke. A++++ well done sir or madame

The chafing fairy was kind, but the boob fairy was not. I am ridiculously well endowed and I was wearing an older sports bra...which kind of lost support through the race. The video of me crossing the finish line has Baywatch levels of bounce. It hurt!

I don’t really like her and I absolutely loathe her music, but that is seriously fucking hilarious. A+.

Or maybe a #LetsDoWhatYOULikeand maybe a #NoImJustHereToPleaseYouDontWorryAboutMe

Super duper hardcore. And she was running the full, too! Meanwhile, I was out for a leisurely 13-mile jog, and she’s all multitasking and making everyone else look bad.