Kanye seems like a great dad too. And Nori has a gaggle of fun aunties (and uncle Rob) to boot. Lucky little girl. :)

He’s not speaking to a SPECIFIC God tho, remember?? Maybe it’s just one he made up that considers 50-yard lines holy (as many do on Sundays). Or, ya know, not.

Gah! When I see comments like these, I’m so sad that everyone didn’t have my mom. She thought we hung the dang moon, just the way we were, and that is how it should be. My mom died in a car accident when I was in my 20s, but I always say she loved me enough for a thousand lives.

Well, that’s a different issue - and one that is also problematic.

Little did they know, the lawsuit was coming from inside the house...

I recently changed my text tone to the dun dun ringtone. Come to find out it’s actually “chung Chung" as per it's official download name. Which makes a lot more sense than dun dun. It's been a hit with random strangers

And the next verse tells you to go into your closet and shut the door, go away to pray, in secret. Definitely want to avoid that one.

Ah you beat me to it. In the running for most-ignored quote in the bible.

I went to a private religious school and they didn’t even expect us to pay in our weekly mandated church services and there was zero praying or talk of God outside church. But this was Australia so you know, even our minister didn’t really seem that into it.

A lot of them seem to be reading a different book.

Well yes, because Big Hour Hand is using it as cover. The “Big” is metaphorically big, because it huddles at the center of the clock letting the worker drone Minute Hand think it’s large and charge, while the proletariat Second Hand races around and around and around at the whims of its masters.

Obviously, the picture is blurry because it was taken by a professional.

This is the kind of thing Bobby Newport’s dad would do.

A farmer, leaving his house for the day, tells his wife that if anyone comes looking for him, he’d be out standing in his field.

DAD JOKES!!!!!

Me too

Maybe the rental mom will guilt-trip you to call your real mom more?