I've lost count of how many times my SIL has relapsed, so you're not alone. Feel free to vent to any of us Jezzies with family members with addictions.

If you haven't yet, read David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest. It's not an easy read, but it got me to understand where I stood when I was engaged to an alcoholic. I hope you find a way to process everything you are feeling.

My partner did too.

As someone who works in a sober living facility my heart is going out to you. You can be as angry, heartbroken and sad as you need to be. Also this is a fave-

Here. I'll just give you a link and you can pick out the prettiest one :)

here you go love.

Hopefully my daughter feels the same way. Of course, she's seven, so as long as I keep dropping my phone in the toilet and hitting my head on the roof of my car, she's in stitches.

Never stop shining Mark, you lazy, lazy diamond

They really need to get their money back from the street magician they hired to make the body disappear. "Abracadaver," my ass!

Ugh. Shows like this make me crazy. They fucking perpetuate so many idiotic views about how women should be/look/do. And to watch these women throwing themselves at a total stranger for a chance for fame...SO. MUCH. UGH.

I get awkward at Chipotle when they go off script. I just keep answering the standard questions like a confused robot.

Unless it was necessary

At least Serial was all right?

While I appreciate the clarification, I still think it is a total dick move to prioritize your game of golf above someone's wedding day. But then again, I don't play golf.

bitch it might, you don't know her fucking life.

Livestock deserve a little glamour too.

Oh god, I was having drinks last night with an acquaintance who was going on about how she doesn't "believe in Western medicine," and "doesn't take pills anymore." And then she proceeded to talk about how wonderful cupping is and how it's solved all her problems (you know, where they heat up little glass cups and…