As a fan of ladies in comedy, I am rooting for you so hard!

I worked at a law school. A professor (older man) stopped by my office and mentioned how “back in the good old days, Women in Law wasn’t a club for the female students— it was for the wives of the law students.” So sometimes the attitudes come from closer to the top.

I went to school until 3rd grade in SC before moving to the Midwest. It wasn’t until after we moved that I learned that South Carolina seceding was a bad thing.

I read this out loud to my partner who then said, “Great. We’re going to war with Canada.” And then I panicked that Canadians would let their politeness take over and let it happen.

This is poetry in how accurate it is.

He predicted that, with Mr. Trump as the nominee or with Mrs. Clinton as president, the nation would see “unlimited abortion on demand throughout this country, partial-birth abortion, tax-payer funding, no parental notification. And we’ll also see our religious liberty torn down, our basic rights.”

It was a dorm room. One room. She and her boyfriend would have sex while I was desperately trying to fall asleep (make it stop make it stop!!!!). She also started calling her boyfriend “tumor” because it was “so cute!!!” that I called him that.

I look at that picture and just feel like wearing pants would be so uncomfortable for him.

Truth.

Huge hugs. It is infuriating to know that people fee entitled to flig their ignorant hate wherever they please. It sucks to know that such behavior exists— it must be exhausting to experience it as the recipient.

You deserved way better. That's terrible.

You're a Utoid? I live in Sandy! Let's go bleed together!

I have advocated for a Sanders/Rhimes ticket on a few occasions. Most of them sober.

...you get that I agree with you, right?

Who needs experts when you’re a member of the Good Lord’s party?

It’s hard, though. Because I fee like the mentality is that “everything’s fiiiiiine.” Inequality between resource distribution hushed away because if it were really so bad, why wouldn't these people get better jobs/move to a better area/stop having kids they can't afford to do the previous two things? People are too…

True story: Kate McKinnon is their missing link.

I get that this is Canada and not the US—

“God told me to.”

It’s fine. I’ll just add a disclaimer at the bottom that I am not actually “lil” or a “daisy.”