Can you fall in love with someone based on their email alone? Because I might have

Those actually weren’t their dogs until they got there. “You get a dog! You get a dog! You all get a dog!” People drive uhauls to the staff meetings.

Isn't living your best life the ideal revenge? So... Can't you do both, Yoko?

If it were $275 worth of Costco sized packages of Charmin, then I would be excited.

When Melissa’s character pretends she’s her body guard? Oh, the insults are too much. And Rose’s bird arms. That movie is so delightful.

Hugs. That sounds terrible, and your experience deserves validation and acknowledgment.

I hope you have all the safety and support to honor your grief.

It doesn’t sound like this guy died because he was running and eating donuts. But I’ve witnessed a “beer-o” (like the Giro! Get it? Only if you’re a cyclist) and I still don’t know how they all finished with all of their limbs and teeth intact.

Seconded. And I don’t have any bumper stickers.

There are versions of this speckled throughout the endurance world, even without the excuse of raising money for charity. Sometimes it’s running, sometimes it’s on a bike. Sometimes it’s donuts, sometimes it’s beer. Endurance athletes like pain and pushing their limits, and sometimes things get... weird.

I think it is swell how the folks who support these deportations are also the ones who tell me all of our country’s problems are because of the degradation of the “family” unit. Neat.

Seconded.

Omg. I want to be at your house right meow.

I too had some boob empathy.

Huge hugs. If you’re looking for help, an advocate at your local DV shelter would likely be able to meet with you and coach you through that— as well as create a safety plan for if things escalate.

Except I’ve heard it on the radio a few times where Nicki’s part is edited out. And then it's just kind of a meh song. Which is both confusing as to why anyone would do that, and also speaks a bit to a big part of what makes that song so good.

Same.

I hate that she felt she had to say she made the mistake of letting her guard down. None of this is on her.

Oh, no no no. My dog is a full person. I explain things to her like she is a human being. We are on the same team.