Boundary-respectful hugs.

I LOVE DAD JOKES.

Authenticity check:

Omg. I’m now going to be massively disappointed if Stockard is not in the cast.

So many applications.

Or Trump supporters. I judge the piss out of them.

Glitter lube! It's a thing!

I know, it’s so tricky, isn’t it?

Counter business idea: Labia bedazzling. Our longer bits means more room for the glitter.

I'm also calling bullshit. For as long as I've been aware I've had genitals, my minora has tried to steal the spotlight from the majora. THERE ARE NO BIT PARTS WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR BITS

And overpowering taste of self righteousness to cover up the taste of self loathing.

I already had nothing but love for her, but hearing that she works out at a gymnastics center makes her seem even more fun.

On the one hand, this feels like slut shaming on the anonymous gal’s part.

Reading the headline, I thought this easy Kermit’s new girlfriend situation where folks were being rude and comparing someone’s physical appearance to a toy animal. And I thought, “Rude, and not accurate at all. Better luck next time, Internet!”

We might have the same MIL.

Truth. My family shows love in other ways. Our ways aren't any less valid than those who show by hugging.

All you folks make me feel like we should just have a Jezebel play date.

Yeah. At first my FIL (divorced from MIL, the boundary-ignoring-ringleader) thought it would be cute to try to fix my distaste for human contact from folks who aren’t my husband or children by literally HANGING on me (he’s 6’2” and 280 lbs), but not seeing his grandkids for over a year (for other reasons) helped him…

Is it a symptom of misandry that I googled that and just went, “Huh.”?

I come from a family of non-huggers, where strangers feel awkward on our behalf at departures because where others would naturally hug, we don’t. My in-laws decided my family is wrong! Wrong, dammit, and it makes THEM uncomfortable to NOT hug me, so why should MY discomfort trump THEIRS?!