I want to be couple friends with Megan and Nick where we do old people things like puzzles and cross stitch with really crass conversation.

Ugh. Now I just want to write you all emails telling you that you are delightful and I appreciate you entertaining me throughout the day with your writing. Because ugh.

The queen actually has pheromones that without, leave the hive directionless. Worker bees no longer know what they’re supposed to do and try to lay eggs unsuccessfully.

I haven't. I believe in equality. But it is a representation that leadership isn't an inherently male trait, and weakness isn't inherently female.

We were having problems in our marriage, and were members of a church where you seek spiritual guidance when things happen that affect the family. So he was referred to a leader who was also a psychologist, who said to my husband after my husband commented that we weren’t having sex due to the marital problems: “Women…

Earlier this year, I got a tattoo of a honeybee on my collar bone. Because in a beehive, the females lead. The females do the work. And they’re willing to die for the things they believe in.

Fighting a-broad to protect all-the-broads.

Sounds... Yeasty.

I now want them to do this with all of the things.

Canada gets all the brags! I would say not to apologize, but I think that's a citizenship requirement, eh?

“Oh, Christmas is canceled because you just got your three-year-old’s ER bill? I’m so sorry, I can’t even imagine. Literally. Can’t imagine. That’s a thing?” -Canada-brag

Youre gonna want to pipe down on the Canada-brag, because if Trump gets elected, you're gonna end up with a lot of new neighbors.

In response to your edit: I think that because everyone seemed to misunderstand your intent, it is not “willful” so much as it was a lack of clarity in your original statement. Also, those presenting a counter to your unclear original comment is not “freaking out,” but instead an opportunity for you to reexamine your…

To say so is coming from a place of privilege. While there is so much violence being committed against trans women, it is important to call out folks who undermine trans women’s experiences and validity. Allowing that kind of rhetoric to continue creates allowance for the attitudes that are dangerous toward a…

It is incredibly heartbreaking how dangerous it is to be a trans woman, and still how unwilling people are to recognize their experience and witness their pain. It's especially infuriating when it is someone who is in a position where allyship seems obvious.

I just read “The Nazi Officer’s Wife” and the parallels are terrifying.

She has so much personality for an almost one year old. Right here she's pissed because Dad wasn't giving her his quesadilla.

It’s my last baby’s first Halloween! Last baby, first girl, and after all those boys, people kept asking if I was excited for my princess. Eff it. I call her The Gladiator, and tonight she's dressed the part!

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Cue all the folks who argue that Schumacher is reformed and deserves to re-enter society and continue to have opportunities to terrorize women.