Hey, if you're going to spout off about dealing with trauma and some hierarchy in dealing with it, you're going to need to have some kind of credentials that give you any sort of credibility in doing so.

He didn't seem to care much about risking the cushy life he already had.

THANK YOU. My mom is a research animal vet and she loves animals more than people. Those animals are treated SO well.

Hugs. Im so sorry that happened to you.

Perhaps I'm just an old, but with all the awful I've read about it, HOW IS UBER STILL A THING.

It felt a lot like, “oh, I’m very familiar with the hip hop scene. I own three Black Eyed Peas albums.”

Someone recently tried to explain to me why women can't do standup, and cited her familiarity with Chelsea Handler as evidence that she was knowledgable of the lady comedy scene.

Baggie with a wipe in it, stored in the sports bra. Return wipe to baggie, zip close the baggie, return to sports bra until a trash can is found. It isn't a glamorous life, but one doesn't expect it to be when you're pooping in a field.

I mean. Technically, I think I was hovering just a few inches above it rather than “behind” it.

I imagine a short character who gets a lot of heartburn.

Depending on how hard you’re running, you can usually control it enough to not actually poop on the soybeans.

Or run the rural routes. No one currs when you pop a squat by that ole soybean field.

Yup. My poor pup had no fur on her back because no flea treatment worked, and she kept scratching her flesh raw. We finally just up and moved. To Utah, incidentally, where I guess they would argue the flea problem that didn't exist five years ago is just another constant.

I would wear the crap out of this one.

I love how Hillary has been trolling Trump lately.

I'm totally on board with it if this is solely a means to have her medical bills paid. The timing is weird with the mom having just died though, and the injury occurring several years ago.

I mean. Now that I think about it— the article didn’t say he *wasn’t* a gorilla.

You win all the awards for reading comprehension.

I mean, with the cinder block situation? Absolutely. But from a hug? Wtf is wrong with her bones?

Yes. Sooo independently wealthy. Because most hospitals don't have any sort of financial assistance program for people who can't afford to pay their bill. They don't have to, with how great our medical system is.