That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

Make all porn SFW porn? O_o

This is so sweet. It makes me teary eyed. BUT NOT AS TEARY EYED AS ALL THE ANGRY BROS!

Bitch is never not gendered, though. When men get called bitches, there’s just an extra level of insult because they’re also being called a girl.

Not to be PC or anything, but saying she’s a bitch is just wrong. She’s an asshole.

I personally believe that men can be bitches and that women can be dicks but in this case, we’re just talking flat out assholery.

I want all dat fine wine.

Spoiler: I am the husband.

It’s probably too much to want his husband to be played by Kal Penn.

I was lucky enough to meet him and Nichelle Nichols and it took everything in me not to go full shrieking fangirl. I thanked them both for everything they did during the Civil Rights Movement and told Mr. Lewis that he’s a true American Hero.

I was like 12

No, because this happened...

Gus is wonderful. Just FYI, everybody: I am here for all of your animal pictures.

I worked in Baghdad (development aid worker) for a few years, and these sorts of bombings with high death tolls were relatively commonplace. By the time I left, they were increasingly rare, and I truly believe as I boarded my last flight out of Iraq that things were on the upswing. My then-boyfriend (now husband) and…

And in case you’re looking for other awesome (women) congressional candidates to support during this super super important election year:

Hmmmm... Seems to me if we consolidate those percentages right then it’s actually 51% of people who prefer a giant meteor hitting the earth.

I don’t see the big deal. Everyone should want to save America’s pastime. I believe this lady, who holds baseball in a special place in her heart. Why convolute this issue with facts, numbers, faces, or reality? Support our troops.

That’s the one. That’s why literally every tenured professor, as well as every student, at Harvard is a bilingual undocumented queer woman of color, and White men are only allowed on the premises as security guards and footstools.

um you should refer to her by her true title