Sen. Brown has an excellent and very progressive record. His opponent is a pro-Nazi Jewish Republican who misappropriated tax money for his campaign. And Indiana used to be run by the Klan, so...

You mean future US Senator Roy Moore?

What are you talking about? Putin has a lap dog right there in the Oval Office!

All good, but Sam Bee is the best.

She also wrote a lot of Parks and Recreation episodes, so her comedic writing alone deserves significant respect.

Newark in the news for a nice, heartwarming story that isn’t embarrassing at all. This is truly a strange timeline we are in.

Also, he looks more like John Krasinski in that Benghazi Porn movie, but less-buff and the appropriate level of embarrassment.

Alt-Right Jon Snow knows nothing because he only reads fake news.

Fuck off.

You probably also think it is okay to refuse service to black people. You are despicable.

Anyone who uses “cucked” unironically should be euthanized.

If James Comey and the FBI won’t, I guess somebody does. I think that’s how the scales of justice work?

“...warm mayo that’s been exposed to air and people for a long time.”

Canadian, even more so than Ted Cruz.

I lost my aunt days before we lost our country in November. It was a bad couple weeks. Sympathy.

Goddamn it, Comedy Bang Bang and Paul F. Tompkins! You predicted this, and it has happened!

O - H!

The same could be said about Ted Cruz, but protocol demands that we refer to his current elected title of Senator. 

Christopher Walken was so worried about Martin Sheen getting into the White House, but once he did he really wasn’t a bad president. Sure, his constant snappy conversations while walking down hallways were annoying, but he didn’t start WWIII like Walken claimed he would. Typical liberal fear-mongering, I guess.

Goddamnit. I think this is funny, but you know Time’s “outrageous insult to God Emperor Trump!!1!” will be a trending topic on TheDonald subReddit by the end of the day, will be mentioned by InfoWars and Drudge by the end of the week, and will result in a deranged, gun-toting Trumpkin shooting up Time headquarters…