C’mon, lay off - this is just unfair. Who among us doesn’t see an innocent child and think “is there any reason I shouldn’t insult their moms and dads, and then introduce them to body shaming in the same breath? Nope, not that I can think of.”

I wouldn’t go out too far on that particular limb.

Also missed my favorite line:

As an ABC (American-born Chinese), I 100% believe it that her name change improved her chances of being chosen for a role. There is still a disturbing amount of racism aimed at Asians in the US.

You missed the killer line:

The human pedobear.

The brilliance of the master race on display.

How did you get out of that German jail so fast?

Better question: Would you hire Russian prostitutes to urinate on the bed of the AirBnB where Trump was conceived?

You just know Trump is fuming at his placement in the 2017 G20 class photo.

Nice

I do think it is a truly plain good thing. I don’t feel cynically about what he did—he has a long history of philanthropy—and I am especially grateful that he’s been proactive and gone abroad to represent the vast majority of Americans who are against withdrawal.

It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

So now Chuck Johnson is taking a shit on the floor of the White House?