Objectively speaking, your family’s fucked.

Hi! I’m John Kelly. I’m such a good chief of staff that I don’t read my boss’s directives or memos. I know he’s got the brain of a turnip, so I just go about advancing the cause of white supremacy, because some very fine people wanted to maintain a Christian theocracy and some mean people up North wouldn’t compromise…

C’mon, lay off - this is just unfair. Who among us doesn’t see an innocent child and think “is there any reason I shouldn’t insult their moms and dads, and then introduce them to body shaming in the same breath? Nope, not that I can think of.”

I wouldn’t go out too far on that particular limb.

Also missed my favorite line:

As an ABC (American-born Chinese), I 100% believe it that her name change improved her chances of being chosen for a role. There is still a disturbing amount of racism aimed at Asians in the US.

You missed the killer line:

Lili Taylor set a high bar in I Shot Andy Warhol.

The human pedobear.

You gave him all he wanted, which was to be pulled out of the greys. Congrats for assisting the moron/troll.

The brilliance of the master race on display.

How did you get out of that German jail so fast?

Better question: Would you hire Russian prostitutes to urinate on the bed of the AirBnB where Trump was conceived?

Good try Mr. Kislyak, but you’ll have to get up pretty early in the morning to put one past me!

Why would I try either when I have a real live moron right here?