One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Hillary: I take full responsibility for the mistakes my campaign made. Also, there were external forces that shifted the final vote.

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

I imagine future Archaeologists will point to a layer of rock and say, “That is the Brownback Event.”

As a Kansan I am both laughing and crying at that statement

It’s Kansas so it could just as easily been a thriving metropolis 6 years ago before Sam Brownback was elected governor.

Little orange jumper

In other news, the Dems way over-performed in the special election down in a blood-red Kansas district, tonight, losing by single digits. Let me say this again: A seat that went to Trump by almost 30 points a few months ago was nearly won by a civil rights lawyer. No one expected it to be this close, and it bodes very…

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Dumb fucks.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

as a trained allergist, you’d think he’d spend a little less time on the senate floor and a little more time trying to figure out why women’s reproductive rights make him so sick.

The pitch will go 6 feet towards 3rd base.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Putting everything aside, hatred of Trump, etc., this statement just bothers me to the core:

Huh. I didn’t know that about the song. Granted, every time it played on the radio I would turn it off.

Well, the Chelsea did live in the WH when Bill was president. /s

Well, Michael...er Ivanka, does need to be groomed to take over the family olive oil... er help trump with his presidential duties.