“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Holy shit on a popsicle stick.

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

She’s not Obama!

After a few two many glasses:

Kitteh loves his wine.

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

You’re smarter than me.

I know Clinton supporters are in a hurry for Sanders to GTFO, but as a progressive I feel like this is a best case scenario, the two of them collaborating on the actual policy platform.

Where’ve you been Homer? the whole steel industry is gay!

“I do very well with the gays.” *press corps smirks and snickers*

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

ok I guess 97 years isnt too bad

What you said :)

You and me both, friend. My mom would’ve been over the moon.