Say what you want to about Jafar, but that man is a leader.

But they like science when it benefits them. Like they have a heart attack, resuscitate.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

Name of Doctor: Something Jewish

Yes, but I think they refer to it as the GOP presidential race.

She’s a tool, not a plant. The goal is to deconstruct every effective mechanism for advancing racial equality enacted over the last few centuries, and there is a never-ending wave of young, privileged kids raised to believe that there is something fundamentally wrong in any system where a black person can do better…

It’s patronizing because it places you, random person on the internet, in a position to determine what “is best” for a group of people you are most likely not a member of. If white people really cared what “was best” for minorities, well, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

“I have to admit, I always felt the use of a period in a text meant something more.”

hey u guyz im so sincere

yep , i write texts in full sentences

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

Oh FFS.

I was kind of board with the closet liberal theory, but now I'm thinking he may be an ISIS recruiting tool

I’m not crying you’re crying.

I feel like all of these are largely rhetorical questions?

blornald blumpkin

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

I hate him.

“I’m a strong, tough, rugged, urban man who can stomach the gritty violence and strong themes of films like The Revenant, because I walk the mean streets of the naked city every day. I’m an apex predator and the metropolis is my pre...OH COME ON YOU GUYS, STOP BEING SO MEEEAAAAAN! It really hurts my feelings.”

Why does she have to be so bitchy? He was only trying to help. If she doesn’t think her husband is smart, why did she marry him? And why did she have to show off how smart she is in her reply? She must be super insecure, to have to use all those complicated concepts I don’t understand. Women are so emotional... /s