She’s an expert at side-eye. She hates it when I try to take her picture while she’s sleeping. Fortunately, she's too lazy to scheme.

Meanwhile...

My bulldog wants to know if there’s a record for length of time sleeping on the couch? Because she would claim it.

Donald Trump’s hair gel CAN melt steel beams.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Jeb: No, you hang up first! Haha. Ok we’ll hang up together in 3...2...1... did you do it?

Wait, there was an election today?
I thought that only happens every four years, like the Olympics or the World Cup. Never would have known from reading TheSlot SINCE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU MENTIONED IT.

Can I yell at her for voting for the Iraq war

first of all

Presidential hopeful Lincoln Chafee

gah, bless you.

No. Just no. Religion, much as I dislike it, is not a mental illness. Hate crimes against those with mental illness are on the rise. People with mental illnesses are more likely to be victims than perpetrators. Being a fucking awful human being is not a mental illness, it is being a fucking awful human being.…

UK social worker here. Your comment stigmatises the mentally ill and is factually incorrect. Most cases of so-called witchcraft abuse occur in communities where learning disabilities are poorly understood, and in cultures where common childhood difficulties are heavily moralised, leading to a vicious cycle of abuse…

Showing up at an event called “No Labels Problem Solver Convention” is pretty dumb.

I hope he gets rated honestly on Peeple by all his acquaintances.

Rest In Picea pungens, Ms Coulson.

You hit the nail on the head with ending funding for crisis pregnancy centers. Demand they no longer get funding, demand their licenses be revoked. Rally, scream at the top of our lungs and force our representatives to listen to us. Send people in to these centers and record the lies they tell, put it on CNN. Go in to…

You can’t do anything at all or they won’t lay their eggs. I once spent all night in the dark, in a vigil waiting for sea turtles to come lay their eggs. We were pretty far, with binoculars, and we still didn’t freaking move or make a sound or turn on a light or anything at all, or it spooks them.