Also, he looks more like John Krasinski in that Benghazi Porn movie, but less-buff and the appropriate level of embarrassment.

Alt-Right Jon Snow knows nothing because he only reads fake news.

Fuck off.

You probably also think it is okay to refuse service to black people. You are despicable.

Anyone who uses “cucked” unironically should be euthanized.

If James Comey and the FBI won’t, I guess somebody does. I think that’s how the scales of justice work?

“...warm mayo that’s been exposed to air and people for a long time.”

Canadian, even more so than Ted Cruz.

I lost my aunt days before we lost our country in November. It was a bad couple weeks. Sympathy.

Goddamn it, Comedy Bang Bang and Paul F. Tompkins! You predicted this, and it has happened!

O - H!

The same could be said about Ted Cruz, but protocol demands that we refer to his current elected title of Senator. 

Christopher Walken was so worried about Martin Sheen getting into the White House, but once he did he really wasn’t a bad president. Sure, his constant snappy conversations while walking down hallways were annoying, but he didn’t start WWIII like Walken claimed he would. Typical liberal fear-mongering, I guess.

Goddamnit. I think this is funny, but you know Time’s “outrageous insult to God Emperor Trump!!1!” will be a trending topic on TheDonald subReddit by the end of the day, will be mentioned by InfoWars and Drudge by the end of the week, and will result in a deranged, gun-toting Trumpkin shooting up Time headquarters…

He very narrowly beat his opponent, Garland Peed. Seriously.

Counterpoint: All non-feminist men should get fucked.

But you fucks still let pregnant women with difficult pregnancies die needlessly, so fuck Ireland. And fuck you for not caring about women enough to count their second-class citizen status as important. If appeasing the Pope and his pedophile representatives is more important than dignity for women to you, eat shit.…

Boy, you are fucking stupid and dishonest. Trump had his VP-elect raid Indiana taxpayer dollars to bribe a company whose parent company he’s invested in to keep some jobs, out of many lost, in Indiana temporarily, breaking his campaign promise not to use incentives. He also promises to gut regulations and corporate…

FDR was able to dramatically reduce poverty, but to maintain his governing coalition reliant on Southern states he excluded black and brown people. JFK and LBJ tried to empower people of color politically and economically, and the backlash destroyed the Democratic majority and created the modern conservative movement…

Actually, the War on Poverty launched by LBJ significantly reduced poverty. We are not worse off than we were 50 years ago. I mean, we will be soon, with our new vulgar authoritarian leadership.