I met Chairman Bob years ago. He just seemed weird and awkward; I don’t get how he could inspire a cult-like following. He had a cool hat, I guess. The RCP acolytes with him were young, too, and refused to acknowledge that Stalin and Mao’s record was even mixed.

The Trumps know the president of Argentina, who called to congratulate Donald on his victory. Ivanka, who is going to run the Trump Organization so the President-elect doesn’t have conflicts of interest, was on the phone call. Maybe when they were done talking about their 20-year relationship, the weather, and the…

That is not how the burial/cremation requirement works at all. Fetal tissue is already disposed of in the same way as other medical waste. Do you think medical waste is buried or cremated currently?

Lin-Manuel Miranda isn’t an immigrant. And his family members from Puerto Rico are all Americans, as well, because Puerto Rico is part of the United States.

Did George Soros pay you to write that?

The current proposal would only apply to immigrants, visitors, students, and foreign workers, but not citizens, so a mass-registry is still theoretical. But if it escalates, this kind of solidarity would be appropriate.

Jesus Fucking Christ, get some sophistication and a sense of humor. Aukerman loathes fucking Trump, you moron. Comedians have dark senses of humor, so of course they’ll joke about supporting a goddamn Nazi. A smart person will pay attention to his work promoting Democrats when not in character.

If the Horrible One wins, I am volunteering with my local refugee organization immediately. I work six days a week, so it will be hard, but as a white man I feel an obligation.

As a resident of Columbus, I want to take the empties, fill them with gas, shove a rag into neck, light them, and fling them at these rapey Trumpkin scum.

If? He’s a known adulterer.

As someone who played high school football in Ohio in this century...yep. Sorry. I was grossed out at the time, as well.

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Would you prefer he laugh about Mike Pence’s dog dying instead?

That’s not enough. Hillary Clinton publicly castrated a known sexual predator three times in recent weeks, yet he still roams the streets.

Racist?!?! Would a racist demand that the first black president go “back to Africa”? This political correctness is out of control.

This should be posted at minority polling locations. I’m starting to regret volunteering to be a poll worker, because this is something I could have done.

Don’t worry, after Donald Trump is done, they’ll be in steel lockboxes with armed guards to protect them from his violent, racist supporters. Will that make you happy?

Loyola Law School’s Justin Levitt has the comprehensive study:

Fuck the Cards!

I am such a jock and I love sport as much as anyone here. The one with the balls? My fave. Yep, Deadspin is the right place for me.