Fucking SJWs, always acting like racism offends them. It doesn’t bother real men, Alphas like us! In fact, non-cucks like us LOVE RACISM!!1!

That’s just Donald’s style.

John Kasich is always very pleased with himself. Goddamn it, Ohio.

I’ll forgive every one of his sins if he pulls it off.

Kids growing up under a President Trump would all end up being seriously damaged psychopaths, like all the kids on Walking Dead.

Looks a little like Jewel Staite.

Hillary Clinton is an adult and she likes eating fresh, healthy food. She’ll protect and utilize and fund, if necessary, the garden. Donald Trump is a gross man-child whose diet plan seems to be crafted by a spoiled, petulant brat in the middle of a temper-tantrum (“I don’t want broccoli, I want ice cream and fish…

No, Hillary Clinton isn’t driven by ego. She is excessively cautious, however, and she and Tim Kaine connected on their shared religious values. Also, Hillz loves Blues Traveler, and Timmy always keeps his harmonica handy.

Why can’t we go back to the good old days of when we had athletes like Jackie Robinson and sports were free of political or social issues?

They see a Pakistani immigrant on the tip of their shoe, they’ve got no choice!

Evangelicals are more motivated by their racism than their religion. The Religious Right was organized politically to defend segregation, and they only later organized around their “family” issues.

Al Franken said that years ago, at some book festival or something, Sean Hannity came up to him and was very friendly and joked with him that it was funny that people actually believe they are enemies who believe all the things they say about each other. Franken affirmed that, yes, he does loathe Sean Hannity. For…

Hillary should have known better. She’s been fighting ISIS since the 1970s, after all.

Donald Trump is the only candidate who can save us from the Cyber menace!

She had pneumonia and kept it secret. She avoided press conferences for a long time. She hates the press, justifiably so, but she tends to be excessively private in reaction to the excessive scrutiny she gets. She needs more of Obama’s press people; they’re masters at making the media feel flattered and included with…

Maybe you’re in the Upside Down. Been coughing up anything unusual?

Are you a troll or are you seriously this stupid and ill-informed?

I read that list while picturing Olbermann’s MSNBSea anchor character from BoJack Horseman saying it. It made me smile, which lessened the outrage from the content.

It’s quite simple. Gawker Media gets the payola from the massive Soros slush fund that promotes obscure indie artists, which is laundered by ACORN and given to the Clinton Foundation. The Clinton Foundation uses it to buy arms from Israel, which is run by JOOOOZE, and the Clinton wet team of mercenaries, the ones who…

You mean seXXXy white Jesus?