It has happened many times in the past year, actually. Google it, if you want to be informed/depressed.

“Any large basket retailers in Central Ohio need a basket-shaped office building? We’re the only major basket company in Central Ohio? In the entire state? Well, shit. This is going to be a tough sell..."

You have a basket company, what other kind of building are you going to use as your HQ?

Ha, when people visit from out of state, we always take them to see the basket.

It’s worth a try, though.

But he still wants to legalize, bros! Be chill, don’t start thinking about the dire consequences for our global allies or our fellow Americans who may be struggling economically or face marginalization in some way, vote Libertarian!

“I would nuke every last person on earth and give the next round of evolution a try.”

Wouldn’t the proper comparison be DWS and Roger Ailes as Trump’s chief advisor? While that’s apples to apples, that’s a slightly-shady apple to a rotten, evil, rapey apple, still.

Counterpoint: Robert Byrd

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That puppy probably knows more about the nuclear triad and barks less than Trump so, sure, Mr. Peanutbutter 2016.

Hmm, reminds me of this moment in history, for some reason:

“We don’t know what’s in Carson’s suitcases; perhaps his dignity?”

Fair enough.

You going to tell her you think her hair is stupid?

But Donald Trump is a Hindu, so it’s cool.

Nah mang, natural white hair looks good!

Well, I’m secure enough in my masculinity to admit that Game of Dunes is the last book I read.

It’s traitor’s hair. This is what a patriot’s hair looks like:

Your vision of a millennial president sounds like a chill dude. Probably wouldn’t send thousands of children to their deaths with an inhumane deportation program or reckless drone program or billions in arms shipments to the murderous Saudis. White dreads are nearly as horrific as those crimes, but I’ll take the gross…