Racist?!?! Would a racist demand that the first black president go “back to Africa”? This political correctness is out of control.

This should be posted at minority polling locations. I’m starting to regret volunteering to be a poll worker, because this is something I could have done.

Don’t worry, after Donald Trump is done, they’ll be in steel lockboxes with armed guards to protect them from his violent, racist supporters. Will that make you happy?

Loyola Law School’s Justin Levitt has the comprehensive study:

Fuck the Cards!

I am such a jock and I love sport as much as anyone here. The one with the balls? My fave. Yep, Deadspin is the right place for me.

Fucking SJWs, always acting like racism offends them. It doesn’t bother real men, Alphas like us! In fact, non-cucks like us LOVE RACISM!!1!

That’s just Donald’s style.

John Kasich is always very pleased with himself. Goddamn it, Ohio.

I’ll forgive every one of his sins if he pulls it off.

Kids growing up under a President Trump would all end up being seriously damaged psychopaths, like all the kids on Walking Dead.

Looks a little like Jewel Staite.

Hillary Clinton is an adult and she likes eating fresh, healthy food. She’ll protect and utilize and fund, if necessary, the garden. Donald Trump is a gross man-child whose diet plan seems to be crafted by a spoiled, petulant brat in the middle of a temper-tantrum (“I don’t want broccoli, I want ice cream and fish…

No, Hillary Clinton isn’t driven by ego. She is excessively cautious, however, and she and Tim Kaine connected on their shared religious values. Also, Hillz loves Blues Traveler, and Timmy always keeps his harmonica handy.

Why can’t we go back to the good old days of when we had athletes like Jackie Robinson and sports were free of political or social issues?

They see a Pakistani immigrant on the tip of their shoe, they’ve got no choice!

Evangelicals are more motivated by their racism than their religion. The Religious Right was organized politically to defend segregation, and they only later organized around their “family” issues.

Al Franken said that years ago, at some book festival or something, Sean Hannity came up to him and was very friendly and joked with him that it was funny that people actually believe they are enemies who believe all the things they say about each other. Franken affirmed that, yes, he does loathe Sean Hannity. For…

Hillary should have known better. She’s been fighting ISIS since the 1970s, after all.

Donald Trump is the only candidate who can save us from the Cyber menace!