She had pneumonia and kept it secret. She avoided press conferences for a long time. She hates the press, justifiably so, but she tends to be excessively private in reaction to the excessive scrutiny she gets. She needs more of Obama’s press people; they’re masters at making the media feel flattered and included with…

Maybe you’re in the Upside Down. Been coughing up anything unusual?

Are you a troll or are you seriously this stupid and ill-informed?

I read that list while picturing Olbermann’s MSNBSea anchor character from BoJack Horseman saying it. It made me smile, which lessened the outrage from the content.

It’s quite simple. Gawker Media gets the payola from the massive Soros slush fund that promotes obscure indie artists, which is laundered by ACORN and given to the Clinton Foundation. The Clinton Foundation uses it to buy arms from Israel, which is run by JOOOOZE, and the Clinton wet team of mercenaries, the ones who…

You mean seXXXy white Jesus?

It has happened many times in the past year, actually. Google it, if you want to be informed/depressed.

“Any large basket retailers in Central Ohio need a basket-shaped office building? We’re the only major basket company in Central Ohio? In the entire state? Well, shit. This is going to be a tough sell..."

You have a basket company, what other kind of building are you going to use as your HQ?

Ha, when people visit from out of state, we always take them to see the basket.

It’s worth a try, though.

But he still wants to legalize, bros! Be chill, don’t start thinking about the dire consequences for our global allies or our fellow Americans who may be struggling economically or face marginalization in some way, vote Libertarian!

“I would nuke every last person on earth and give the next round of evolution a try.”

Wouldn’t the proper comparison be DWS and Roger Ailes as Trump’s chief advisor? While that’s apples to apples, that’s a slightly-shady apple to a rotten, evil, rapey apple, still.

Counterpoint: Robert Byrd

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That puppy probably knows more about the nuclear triad and barks less than Trump so, sure, Mr. Peanutbutter 2016.

Hmm, reminds me of this moment in history, for some reason:

“We don’t know what’s in Carson’s suitcases; perhaps his dignity?”

Fair enough.