You going to tell her you think her hair is stupid?

But Donald Trump is a Hindu, so it’s cool.

Nah mang, natural white hair looks good!

Well, I’m secure enough in my masculinity to admit that Game of Dunes is the last book I read.

It’s traitor’s hair. This is what a patriot’s hair looks like:

Your vision of a millennial president sounds like a chill dude. Probably wouldn’t send thousands of children to their deaths with an inhumane deportation program or reckless drone program or billions in arms shipments to the murderous Saudis. White dreads are nearly as horrific as those crimes, but I’ll take the gross…

No worries. We’ll be ungreyed on Deadspin, Jezebel, and Gizmodo just in time for them to be shut down, I’m sure.

He’ll be in Cincinnati tomorrow. There is a 75% chance he’ll do this.

If Nieto stands up to or humiliates Trump, good for us and him. If he gives Trump a friendly reception and a good photo op, it is certainly the end of his political career, which is also good.

We could just ship them all the seized dildos from the Malheur Wildlife Refuge standoff from Oregon and use all the old, stale churros. But really, humiliating Trump would be worth pelting him with Fabergé eggs and original copies of Action Comics #1.

Don Francisco was the host of the very long-running Spanish language show Sábado Gigante, which you’ve probably seen clips of or parodies of over the years. Stephen Colbert’s Mexican counterpart in the recurring bit on his old show was based on this. He is one of the most famous people in the Spanish-speaking world,…

Yeah, sure, that’d be better. I was trying to keep my hopes realistic. I mean, ideally, Don Francisco and his modelos would rush Trump as he got off his plane and pelt him with dildos and churros, but I’ll take what I can get.

I think you worry too much. But I don’t follow Mexican politics as closely as I probably should, so I don’t know if the president is so concerned about ensuring American support that he’d give Trump a good news cycle (or at least a confusing one) rather than taking a perfect opportunity to guarantee re-election and…

President Peña Nieto should totally invite him and offer him a meeting and when Trump’s plane hits the tarmac just ghost him.

Understated, really. The not-so-subtle anti-Semitic conspiracies about Soros on the Right are numerous and extend far beyond the “alt-Right” folks. Before Donald Trump and Birtherism, there was Glenn Beck and Soros paranoia mainstreaming the fringe.

You are so fucking wrong about BSG. It was one of the first great artistic examinations of post-9/11 America, the war in Iraq, and the War on Terrorism. It explored the nature of conflict itself, and how it is driven by tribalism, class, and especially religion. It was asking tough questions at a time when that was…

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Mark Burns was also the guy who said that Jewish Bernie Sanders needed to find Jesus to be saved. Being a terrible asshole is kind of his thing. Why do you think he supports Trump?

The quote is unremarkable. The National Review is very anti-Trump, despite its long racist history, so they were intentionally insulting Trump.

Trump already did that.