Ungaying is actually in the GOP platform now. Oh, sorry, misread that. I don’t think the RNC got to ungreying in their platform meetings.

#Humblebrag

Thank you for bravely putting yourself out there, and I’m sorry the DA is an ass.

Anthony Atamanuik from UCB does the best Trump, they should get him.

If you remember, he actually made Megyn Kelly go and check if there were still a bunch of white voters in Ohio that hadn’t been counted yet. And they filmed her walking at a low angle to show off her legs, as is the Ailes way.

Maybe attach this wonderful video to your future horror stories about Donald Trump dick-slapping a nun or whatever he does next.

What can you really say about The Shadow? They didn’t really give him much to work with.

Is this Deadspin now? I don’t understand all of this sports lingo.

That’s not how you spell microphallus.

Dr. David Barton, one of the most brilliant and respected historians working today, says that Rome fell because of rampant sexual promiscuity and homosexuality. Is this what your podcast is about?

Maybe a Rick Santorum-style compromise is in order, where instead of burial or cremation, the fetus is placed in a jar and passed around the family?

I think we should be as compassionate as Donald Trump when we deport this illegal. Trump says we shouldn’t break up families with deportations and should just deport the whole family, citizens and undocumented alike, to keep them together.

Don’t confuse the Satanic Temple with those weirdo cultists in the Church of Satan, don’t confuse the CoS with those phony trolls in the ST, and don’t get me started on those splitters in the League of Lucifer!

“Trump” is already a verb with several meanings. In Britain, it means fart. I guess we could use it like “fuck” and “dude”, which have nearly endless meanings depending on tone and context.

Ashley Judd’s breasts probably saw right through Trump.

Is “The Project on Fair Representation” behind this lawsuit?

I wonder if this teacher has the same lawyers. Fisher’s case, like the case that gutted the VRA, was brought by this wealthy racist asshole who travels the country and searches for proxies to use and undermine the advances of the civil rights movement.

Huh. Breitbart ends their interviews with Trump and his campaign surrogates with the same question. Perhaps you guys aren’t so different after all...

Misogynystic, racist, homophobic, and ignorant fucks like you were going to vote Trump before he selected the bigoted idiot Pence. Don’t pretend otherwise.

That’s Hillary Clinton for you, always thinking with her Virgina.