Corey eats lions? What other endangered species does this bloodthirsty monster consume? Disgusting!

Corey eats lions? What other endangered species does this bloodthirsty monster consume? Disgusting!

Are there meteors that specifically target women and brown people?

You shouldn’t have had those kids, or at least not all of them. Hey, everyone, let’s discuss this! How many kids should LittleBite have and when should she have them?

I’m glad that you are at least polite while you paternalistically treat women as second-class citizens and more like broodmares than human beings. Maybe get the memo to be nice about it while stripping women of their rights to Foster Friess, Troy Newman, and all the anti-choicers calling for death for abortion…

I guess this demi-”God Is Not Dead”, to the surprise of fans everywhere.

They’re protecting those sinful sluts from their dumb whore selves. Look, you do feminism your way, and they’ll fight for the stupid harlots in their way, okay?

Christopher Eccleston or bust.

Discworld

I imagine she’d set Luxuries to 100%, get overrun by barbarians within 10 turns, and never make it to the part where advanced diplomacy is a factor.

More coherent than some U.S. Senators...

You jinxed it, Lindsay! Damn you!

A racist troll, now that’s something I’d love to see. Oh, there you are!

Donald Trump being gleeful about the deadliest mass-shooting in American history is more ghoulish than stupid, I guess.

Cersei could try and burn the Great Sept down, like she did with the Tower of the Hand in the books.

Also, “Afghanistani” is not a word.

Super PACs or not, if that kind of stupid shit is effective with voters, the main problem is the voters.

I’m with you there. But my progressive mother, who told me about traveling through the South as a child and going to get a drink at a water fountain, being stopped and told that fountain was for colored people, and defiantly taking a drink anyways, got to see the election of Barack Obama. My brother ran a New…

Hmm, I hate to tell you about Brendyn Blackfish, but his reign in the Riverlands isn’t going to last long. Jaime is coming and he’s taken a few notes from his father and brother and he’s going to fuck the Tullys' shit up.

Gator wrasslin’ isn’t taught in Basic, as far as I know.

It is not unreasonable to assume your readers are not severely damaged sociopaths unable to detect blatant social cues like you.