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I hope John Mayer is alone forever because he’s an insufferable asshole.

I didn’t much care for her in the past - until she donated all that money to Planned Parenthood, and now I think she’s great. Also - they seem like they have a lot of fun together. I hope it works!

He was so dignified as Henry V and then... frolicking.

Samesies. If I can’t have him, he should at least be with someone I like.

I don’t care if he hasn’t done anything cool lately, I will forever have a teen fangirl crush on Legolas.

I always thought he was cute (but only as Loki – I like dark haired dudes) and I like that he was educated and well mannered but after I saw those pics on the beach I was like NOPE. The man went to Eton and Cambridge and then suddenly he’s frolicking on the beach with...that shirt. *shudder*

I’m her same age (27)... And damn it we are “in our twenties” until we turn 30.

There is thin and there is model-thin, and I am drawing a distinction between those two things in my initial post for a reason. Regular, early-twenties thin? Sure. Thin enough to wear a size zero while standing at or near six feet tall? More than just exercise is at play there.

I thought the new album was “R&B” themed. Maybe we’ll get Taylor trying to rap.

Agreed. I mean, theoretically it could be true and yes, some people are naturally thin, but most people aren’t. I am an average sized person now and I recently lost 50 pounds I had gained from not moving and eating like crap and I work out a lot and I still have to eat low-calorie, no refined sugar or carbs, and eat

Bella, friendly warning here, that sort of behavior leads to very bad things

Yes, very... like they were kluged together by publicists.

Many 22 years old I think can eat tons and stay thin as long as they’re active. I was one of them and my friends were too. Your true metabolism shows when you hit your 30's , I think.

I’m waiting for her to start recruiting older friends. For Hollywood cred or something.

UGH to all model-types telling us how much they eat and then saying, “I just work out a lot!!”

I need those Hiddleswift breakup songs like now.

You get a modified FitBit, to make sure you’re maintaining a healthy amount of Basic behavior.

I feel like it’s contract work. no?

Taylor’s probably just hoping that if they become friends Rooney will lend her some of her eyebrows and honestly I totally understand.

What are Taylor’s recruitment practices to be part of her squad? Like, once you have been accepted, do you have to go to HR to fill out a I9?

Oh boy, I can’t wait for Taylor’s Edgy Adult phase for this upcoming album. This should be interesting.