breezyr
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I just feel like Uncle Joe is so chilled out and cool that he wouldn’t feel the stress like the rest.

That would be a ticket America could believe in.

Pence’s holier than though in-your-face christian BS makes him far worse than the extra large serving size of Christie.

Much like Popes, presidents and justices should be old. That way they can’t hang around too long.

If he’s like most uncles, he’ll show up again...maybe in 4 years or so.

Okay, here’s my plan: I need an expert forger to insert a little clause in a copy of the Constitution that says if an orange person gets elected, then he and his running mate have to have a drag race with the current VP and a former Secretary of State whose last name starts with P. Winners get to be Prez and VP. Then

God dammit I’m gonna miss Uncle Joe.

To me dark green is for a fast British car. Though I don’t hate it here, mainly because of your first reason.

I love Uncle Joe. He does everything full-tilt boogie, like there’s a Joe Biden-shaped hole in the wall. I wish he had decided to run again.

He has at least one good pair of brain cells to rub together, he managed to keep the same car for 49 years and a couple of months without binning it too badly to be repaired in that time.

Re-watch the 2012 Vice Presidential debate where he simultaneously steamrolled and fact checked Paul Ryan. A total doof, but a brilliant one at that.

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Likeable, maybe, but he’s far from universally respected, he’s said a lot of dumb shit, and he’s kinda creepy. I genuinely like Obama and think he really does/did want the best for the country even if I don’t always think his vision was the right one, but as far as Biden (and Hillary Clinton) go, you don’t spend that

My understanding was that President Obama ditched his 300C (5.7L Hemi) back during the ‘08 primaries because he was being criticized by the left for driving a gas guzzler. Interestingly, VP Biden was also a candidate in the ‘08 Democratic primary, and I remember reading in a contemporary article that Biden played up

The main reason for him not running this year seems to be his son’s death. I don’t know that he’d have been a good president, but he seems to be a genuine guy who only wants the best for the country, which puts him head and shoulders above our current candidates.

Agreed, he’s very intelligent but also a dork and kinda a goofball. I’m sure right-wingers think he’s an idiot, but that’s there own partisan hackery to make peace with.

please, he’s one of the most genuine people in Washington. granted that’s a low bar, but he’d clear even the highest bars of that measure.

This is America. This is American politics. Moron checks all the boxes.

I may not have loved Obama and Biden in terms of politics, but the fact that they’re both car guys makes me happy to have had them in office. Anybody that can appreciate a Corvette (especially with a manual) is alright in my book. Unfortunately, none of the current presidential candidates are into cars the same way...

Clicked on the headline just for the opportunity to be as pedantic as you were about it. Sadly, you were quicker than I was.