The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

When I was about 22 one of my close friends, T, completed suicide. His housemate found him. None of us knew what he’d been going through. He was the life and soul. It was hard.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Two years ago, I got severely, awfully sick (probably the flu). I didn’t go to work for the entire week. It was all I could do just to keep myself drinking liquids and soup and shuffling to bed. The worst part was my husband was traveling for business, so I was all alone, just me and our sweet black cat Libby.

Hi. I’ve been reading this scary story series for years but have never taken the time to tell my story:

“Station wagon Stalker”

I think I’ve told this one in the comments before, but I couldn’t find it. This isn’t really paranormal either, but it happened to me when I was a kid of 12 or 13.

I was walking back home from the park with my sister and my best friend one Saturday. The park we went to was a quarter to a half…

Y’all can try, but nothing is going to beat that “Look at me” story from a few years ago. That one fucked me UP.

The biggest problem to me is that they don’t all have the hoods up so it looks sloppy as all hell.

I just want to talk about how much I hate this trend with the all-nude clothes.  I hate the ruched nude bodycon dress, and I doubly hate it with those atrocious nude, ruched fugly boots!  I blame that menace family the Kardashians for making people think all-nude is an acceptable look!  Harrumph!  Get off my lawn!

How does one manage to convince themselves that they’re the inflluencer when they’re doing Kim Kardashian cosplay?

My friend went on an Instagram crusade against all the influencers who were influencing by stepping all over/lying on/crushing California poppies. Then she expanded it to other people doing harmful things on public lands. (And made friends with @publiclandshateyou!) So no, their harm isn’t just contained to being rich…

“I bullied a child, and you told me not to, which violates my rights.” Yeah, no.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa I was fired for being a gargantuan asshole to someone I’m supposed to educate and enrich, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. 

Im sure when the audience members were back in their hotel rooms later cramming cocaine up each others butts and licking the ceiling they really reflected on her message. 

That sounds like a great way to get stalked by the Church of Scientology. 

Honestly, I’m sort of glad it happened and that it wasn’t as bad as it easily could have been. It was a near miss to a rape for me, and I’m deeply thankful that it didn’t cross the line over to rape. It was a learning experience that came with some confusion, angst, and shame, but was probably cheap at the price. It…

No to co-opt the #MeToo movement, but this article applies to me from my time in the military. Assault is perhaps too strong a word for what happened to me, but if I have been a drink or two drunker it certainly would have gone that way. In my case it was wheedling, cajoling, and flattery that turned to disdainful…

Same here man. Not religious and actively despise the very thought, but in this case, I pray I’m wrong and that there’s a God to help this man. 

Fuck me man.... I’m not religious and thinks it’s all a crock of shit, but fuck, I really hope it provides something Blake to hold onto and help him through this.

“[A] double-fisting Machamp”.