I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

In its defense, it was Revenge of the Nerds, not Non-Spiteful and Morally-Appropriate Reprisal of the Nerds.

I worked on a film that she was fired from before we started shooting. When she went for her wig fitting - the hair people referred to her as “a virus with fangs.”

made it twice, it would appear.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

Frank Herbert, Dune

This seems like the perfect example of the brain filtering anything out that doesn’t conform to its conditioning.

This is kind of touching imagining your mom seeing her first rainbow!!

When I was seven or eight, my dad told me cows that live in the mountains had longer legs on one side of their body so they were able to stand on the slopes. Regular cows would fall over in the mountains. I totally believed this. The next school year we studied adaptive behaviors in animals like those fish in…

Okay, mine is lame (I have a birthday the day before a holiday and they told me the holiday was everyone celebrating me), but my mom’s is hilarious.

I’m afraid that I might actually like this.

I don’t want to see CATS as anything other than a musical theatre production or the 1998 film adaption starring Elaine Paige.

Somehow this looks worse than what was already guaranteed to be the worst thing in history?

I’m not going to lie, I’m going to watch all of these most likely in Christmas pj’s and drinking hot chocolate #itiswhatitis

We live in a timeline where, just recently, people ate Tide Pods, a woman shot her boyfriend (husband?) while he was holding a book because they both thought that was totes safe, and the US elected a racist moron as President. There’s almost no chance that people aren’t trying to dye their hair with 1000 Flushes right…

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! A thread I can contribute multiple stories to!

This past summer, while the Hubs and I were on our annual Okanagan holiday, was the first time Instagram Influencers showed up at one of the spa resorts we treat ourselves to. I have never seen an influencer in action and it’s kind of horrifying to watch. The makeup is just so, full on slap at all times. The hair is…

“Instagram Influencer”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?