I’ve said this in just about every Goldblum post, but my cousin dated him. She says he’s charming and nice, and a tiny bit eccentric. She has nothing bad to say about their brief time together.

Me too. Yum.

lollllllll livejournal. need to make sure I deleted some shit.

Librarians are not to be fucked with! They will school you!

Ive known 12 year old girls who navigate their emotions more effectively than Trump.

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

The thing is - you don’t have to feel bad for them. But you can say that you are not for a system that it broken.

I think we all know these people’s answer: No, trans people shouldn’t use either bathroom. They should stay home and out of public, or preferably disappear altogether. They’re not genuinely worried about trans people molesting little kids*, they’re upset that trans people exist and that society is ready to start…

Department of Defense:

his face is weird af but his ass is pretty ok. but ew though, what a fucking bizarre commercial.

So when is Josh Duggar getting his new show? Josh Duggar: From reviled Child Molester to thriving in Trump’s America

SAME. His face transformed and my lizard brain was like, “OH. FUCK”

That moment when Michael drops the nice facade and you see the evil shine through is an exceptional acting moment. Ted Danson should get all the Emmys for that alone.

“Oh, he’s from Florida. Bad Place.”

Women had absolutely no excuse to vote for noted pussygrabber Donald Trump

I was an avid Archie comic book reader as a kid. I also would watch this show. But I don’t think I’d watch it because of the Archie comics books - I’m just a sucker for smalzty teen angst dramas.

It’s shitty either way you spin it. The person who accidentally woke up, that’s awful. But shit happens.