Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

The only good thing about Love, Actually is so there’s a pop cutlure touchstone for me to refer to when explaining why my favorite coffee shop is my favorite coffee shop: “Have you seen the movie Love, Actually? You know where Mr. Bean is gift wrapping a present? Well that’s exactly the earnestness and effort their…

How long have you been carrying that chip on your shoulder? It seems heavy.

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

“You are proof that cousins shouldn’t bread” sounds like a BirdsRightsActivist quote.

My favorite part of this column is looking for my favorite piece of shade in the piece. “Mariah Carey posted a picture of herself and Stella’s cheek.”

“Vegan YouTuber” has to be among the most excruciating descriptors for an individual. Right up there with “Burning Man enthusiast,” or “Trump supporter.”

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

Trying pose my son in his first Halloween costume, and he was not happy. That it is out of focus, makes this photo even better. I call this his dejected pumpkin costume.

Reverse mermaid

My hair is still all sorts of tangled today.

My boyfriend an drew I went as Rey and Finn from The Force Awakens!

If do happen to be my kid, remember you have ONE HOUR and 7 MINUTES until curfew.

Are you Jennifart’s kid?

The part of me that produces shame still whispers that I knew it knew

I worked as a wilderness guide in a rehab for young adults 18+ and most of our clients didn’t have wilderness experience and were somewhat unwillingly (at least, at first) backpacking around for weeks without showers and whatnot. Many of them were chill, but many were horrified, and I mean horrified, about shitting in…

Didn’t contribute this on the original thread because it isn’t really scary, mostly just weird, but what the hell, it’s almost Halloween.

I loathe Trump as much as the next Jezebel commenter, but I hate this sign stealing/burning stuff.

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