Attenborough, the gold standard. If they do a US version again, don’t know who that’ll be though. Wouldn’t mind if they got Sigourney a second time, I thought she was terrific for the first one.

There are thousands of scientists, environmentalists and politicians who have dedicated their lives to caring for the planet. Despite setbacks, they have made remarkable progress in protecting endangered exotic species around the world.

Eve seems like the friend you have who owns her own house and has a therapist and has trained her dog well but is the same age as you.

I’m crying too.

I cling to the hope that all the humans will die and Mother Nature will sigh, “FINALLY! So glad those ungrateful MFers are gone. Everyone else in the Garden of Eden, you all are now free to move about the cabin. Enjoy the rest of the ride. Should be smooth sailing from here on out.”

Aaaaand yup. I’m crying. Not only because those animals are beautiful but because the thought of making earth uninhabitable for them makes me has a sad.

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One of my favorite birdsrightsactivist tweets, mocking the “it’s not racism, it’s just reality!” bullshit:

I wouldn’t mind if all the religious fundamentalists of the world got raptured right now, so the rest of us could enjoy the planet in peace.

It’s true. When HD 164595 sends its little green people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending little green men that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing alien drugs. They’re bringing alien crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good bug-eyed people.

I see that he chose to go with a “I hope you all burn in hell you filthy inbred asshole yokels I’ll make you rue the day you chose to fuck with Lucas Burger” theme for his concession speech.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

Obligatory, my family legend involving unattended pot brownies:

My husband’s octogenarian aunt and her friend had to go to the ER from stealing his teen cousin’s pot brownies. My sister was the attending nurse. She kept having to go around the corner to laugh. They were fuckin’ trippin’, HARD. They couldn’t stop laughing, but also decided they were both having heart attacks? I…

I love my cat, but all signs point to yes.

It’s a cat...obviously, yes.

I mean, I love cats, and I think they’re really the best

I would call it more of a red flag with a blue X and white stars down the X, but let’s not get caught up in the minor details.

Yes, the tender, fragile bloom of masculinity, so lovingly cradled in marketing’s bosom.

I truly cannot see Rita Ora concocting the kind of bizarre bullshit drama that Tyra so excelled at.