Far more common than who thought? Because I’m pretty sure most women are not surprised by the news that when rapists get away with one rape, they go commit more. That’s what happens when a society doesn’t take rape as seriously as it should.

We are so overdue for a plague

ilana is everythingsexual

So there will also be some homo-eroticism between Michael Vartan and Josh right?

I was waiting for the part where he stopped calling and y’all tracked him down to find him dead under a pile of mannequin feet.

Heh.

Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

I appreciate things like GMOs, vaccines, and the word “chemicals” for helping me remember that people on my side of the political spectrum can ALSO be fucking idiots.

Sorry if this is graphic but they DO sell baby parts. And not just any baby parts.....

It’s not particularly funny, but if this is the worst thing I see all week, I will consider it a pretty good week.

I think about the “the dawnzer’s lee light” scene every time I hear the national anthem.

Anyone have random lines that still stick out to them? To this day when I see No Smoking signs I think of Ramona And Her Father, where she accidentally makes a sign saying “Nosmo King” and he teases her.

I’m so glad someone stood up for you, but OF FUCKING COURSE your boss didn’t believe it until a dude confirmed it independently for him.

My wife and I, lacking the requisite genetic materials as it were, spent a bunch of money to get pregnant. When the little plus sign appeared in the window we had already spent more than $5K getting the deed done, and the Mrs. was 39 years old. When she and I went to the first OB appointment and the first ultrasound…

I feel that kid’s pain. When I was around 3, my mum asked what I would like to call the new baby sister growing in her tummy. I really thought about it, then decided on my two favourite words - unfortunately, my mum decided not to go for my beautiful suggestion of ‘Parsley Wardrobe’

They chose POORLY.

I’ll take the wombat AND the red head. Damn.

Better yet— ditch umbrellas altogether because they’re FUCKING STUPID.

This story is not helping my inherent bias against dudes named BROCK.

...good for blowing your load AND loading your blow.