YES. It was actually a shocking number to me because it should have been at 98% with the other 2% viewing him as moderately unfavorable.

Starring for that excellent vintage movie shout-out.

I’m hoping for a Finkle-Einhorn scenario where we learn Shelly *is* David, haven killed the real David Miscavige years ago and quietly assumed his throne.

What does a bay leaf smell like? Nothing.

So you’re saying I can’t simply feed you kindness coins until the sex falls out?

For the love of all that’s holy and unholy, avoid the comment sections on Facebook & Youtube. Masculinity so fragile.

You were wrong then, and you are wrong now.

oh my god anna

Can “Send Anna on a Thing” be a regular feature pls

Yo, I’m pro-Bernie and even *I’m* embarrassed for you. Stop. Just stop.

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

As a happy fellow traveler on the lifeboat of singledom, I like what you have to say and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Also, I would one hundred percent buy a shirt that says, “GET ON THE LIFE BOAT OF SINGLEDOM GIRL.”

Snuggling with my dogs while I fall asleep every night and when I wake up in the morning is the best thing in the world — I wouldn’t give it up for anything. A human being could not compare!

All of this. My friends who are in relationships seem to be either miserable or pissed off at least 75% of the time, yet whenever we talk about these things they never fail to tell me that I’ll want to be in a relationship when I find the right person and it’s just sooo much better than being alone and being with…

ALSO WE CAN SNORE AND FART UP OUR OWN KING SIZED BEDS THAT WE SHARE WITH NO ONE EXCEPT SAID RESCUE PETS. ALSO, 7PM BEDTIMES.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

I have a friend who rescued a cat he found in a glue trap while he was briefly working in China. He moved back to the US a few years later and you best believe, that cat came with him. So when I hear people say that they can’t move their cat from like New York to Washington DC, I’m just like, “buuuuuuuuull”

I had to read The Feminine Mystique for a grad school class on women’s history, I borrowed / stole a copy from my then-girlfriend. It was the Georgia O’Keefe copy, full of my GF’s high school baby lesbian feminist angry marginalia about “the patriarchy.” I will cherish that copy forever, it feels like such an…