JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

In this case, “deeply flawed” and “highly political” pretty clearly means “anything that accurately reflects a reality I find inconvenient.”

It’s one thing for an agency to provide data upon request. It’s quite another to be listed as a ‘co-author’ on a deeply flawed and highly political report

Thank you so much for sharing your story.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

A real American hero. I don’t care if your face looks like it’s made of bologna slices. #cruzn’

It’s like his nose is an arrow pointing straight to his lying mouth.

“That’s just my religious belief.”

it’s so good that it’s Seymour Butts.

When I read the word “cleanse” in a story;

The lovely and talented Mrs. Buchanan is all over WSMV’s FB page calling commenters “IDOITS.”

Yeah ladies, don’t be a bitch and ask boys about their questionable government spending, be a cool girl and let it slide.

Yes! I agree. But I am also the monster who would totally buy Oreos without the filling, so I don’t know what that says about having me as your ally.

You’re insulting someone who is trying to do a good job at voting. Knock it off. It’s ridiculous and not okay.

I was hearing “na na na na na na na na WOMBMAN!”

What kind of craziness IS this? “Be nice to women”? The next thing you know they’ll be invading our nice manosphere and expecting us to be nice to them ALL TIME, whether we actually want to fuck them or not! It’s like feeding a stray cat! We’ll NEVER get rid of them!

Alternate title: Man opens mouth, shit falls out.

Jia why did you edit out the part where I said Deadspin is “furiously taking notes”

Oh, Bill. Silly ol’ bear.

It IS cathartic to hate-read, but you did that for us here, and now we have absolutely no reason to give them any site traffic at all. Let's make a pact that NONE OF US will EVER go there, EVER EVER FOREVER.