I see 3 iPhone apps, and 3Android ones?

There is no right way to girl. I sometimes just take eyeliner so I can keep my raccoon mask on fleek.

No. Fuck make-up, and fuck anyone who tries to say it’s some fundamental part of the female experience.

I truly don’t remember anything about Hillary procuring rape drugs.

She looks like the hooker/ hoochie dress designer from the Mary Tyler Moore show.

There are situational abusers. Some abusers aren’t naturally attracted to children in general but start to sexualize their own children to fill their own emotional needs.

That’s great, but I also want a spin off with Eli Gold. I love Eli! He and his daughter can start a detective agency!

Oh yes, it’s absolutely possible/plausible. I mean, he and Soon-Yi - who he obviously groomed from a young age - adopted two daughters together. Dylan was not his biological child, either. I know it’s super fucked up to throw these accusations out there with no evidence, but I would not blink if his younger daughters…

There’s a distinction between child molesters and pedophiles, with a large amount of overlap between the two groups. Not all molesters are pedophiles, not all pedophiles molest. But once a pedophile starts molesting, yes the odds of it just being one child are slim. As someone else noted, some pedophiles are…

Not always, actually. One of my uncles molested his step-son as a child (my favorite uncle, of course, my creep radar is shit). Maybe he did something similar before, but he sure hasn’t since (30 years), his wife has monitored him like a hawk. His biological son has no idea that ever happened.

Odds are that his daughter wasn’t the only one abused by him, but to accuse a man with so much power and supporters of rape without hard evidence (which rape/abuse victims very rarely have) would put a lot of heat on you.

Also, to clarify, there are many many people in this documentary expressing how much they loved the clerks there (Elton John especially). But they’re all men!

He’s the skinny, sensitive, cute-as-hell dude we rebound with after that worthless, hung, thug breaks our hearts.

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This would be a fantastic time for a journalist to ask Hillary Clinton what her thoughts are on this ruling and who her FCC appointees may be.

I don’t want the attorney for the country to have to play to the cameras when arguing cases that impact actual rights. Sorry no- transcripts are fine.

I’m actually somewhat on the Supreme Court’s side in this one. I just... kinda get the argument that the American people can’t be trusted with that kinda access. And since audio and transcripts of all arguments are posted online the same day, adding video just seems like... I dunno, an invitation for even worse Cable…

I feel uncomfortably pandered to.

Soccer moms will CUT YOU with a steely eyed ruthlessness. Much like our tiger friends.