If you're looking for dirt on Johnny Manziel, I'm pretty sure the Browns offensive line will help you out.

Or you could argue that every record that they have made has been a children's record

When a guy slides into home foaming like that, it gets you wondering what's up his butt.

Oh my god, so much good. I wrote a similarly long, similarly toned, similarly ignored comment. It doesn't matter that the Atlanta city thinks they're honoring the Native American people who were murdered in imperialist conquest. It's not like the Celtics or Vikings, names given to teams in areas where those groups…

But this does bring up another pressing issue: We need more teams named the Abraham Lincolns.

What a coincidence. The Pacers are changing their logo to the one from the Atari game E.T.

How can the Pacers possibly lose when the entire crowd is wearing the same color as them?

I've been playing ball all my life and it's not fun.

October 6, 1990; Columbia, Mo.:

After the bandwagon broke down, Tanya was killed by Redskins. Jason escaped by fording the Potomac River, and immediately died of the resulting dysentery.

Most of the claims relate to loss of consortium, as the resulting injury has kept him from screwing his patients.

I think it was possibly a chance to win the game, and possibly a chance to get fired if it backfired. Shanahan couldn't lose, and I joked the day he got fired that he should've held that bizarre "press conference" by holding an oversized, Publisher's Clearinghouse check for $7 million. "If it can happen to me, it can…

Huh. It's kinda surprising the Georgia Tea Party would reject such a sweet deal.

If we vote for Mark McGwire, aren't we all merely validating the past Mark McGwire is not here to talk about?

That makes sense except for the fact that the Rams get the Redskins' #1 pick next year due to the RGIII trade.

"In a way, all of us have a John Rocker to face someday. For some, shyness might be their John Rocker. For others, a lack of education might be their John Rocker. For us... John Rocker is a big dangerous guy who wants to kill minorities and gays."

Dr. Pepper shirt, pouring Coca Cola on himself. I bet he's wearing Pepsi sweatpants.

Perhaps I wasn't clear. I loved the trade for Upton and was using it as an example to show that the Braves weren't nearly as fucked up as the Diamondbacks' Towers and Gibson. I don't even dislike the trade for Uggla, just the contract that they signed him to. If I remember, there were quite a few saying that Uggla…

Well I'm a Pirates fan so you could imagine my surprise.