Technically, the Marlins certainly won't allow a hit on October 3 ...

Don't undersell Schiano, or oversell the players. These NFL bums are guys who have only succeeded at every previous level, then reached the highest level of their chosen profession. What makes them think they're above being told how to succeed by a man who has won both the Pinstripe Bow and the International Bowl?

Knowing that you are a Braves fan was enough to tip your hand in re: C.B. Bucknor.

I think they're just dating at this point.

That's all good and well, but when the hell did Toyota start making Accords?

I do believe that sports are a valid part of the educational experience but I also believe schools, kids, and parents put sports on a pedestal that is way way too high these days. Of all the sports a school could ban, football would be the only one I would not argue against banning.

How the hell could you confuse the two?

the hefty guy across from me yelling "WE NEED MORE DEFENSE, BELICHICK," certainly was.

Way to pre-empt me on everything, asshole.

*continues to sit on 75*

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