There’s a little on your chin.

“Your orgasm is in another castle.”

Not everyone can evacuate. Imagine the people who live alone, have pets, do not drive, and are too old or too poor to temporarily relocate. Not all shelters accept people with pets, not everyone has a relative or friend who is available and willing to help.

Bingo.  That don’t even like each other.  When you’re that scarred of your shadow and that distrusting, you don’t have real friends.

It looks like they hate each other too, huh?

Because millenials lean 60-30 Democrat, and among college educated millenials, it’s more like 75-15.

dating coworkers gets tricky after a while. 

Who wants to date a piece of trash? Nobody, not even a piece of trash person would wish that on themselves. 

Because they require a soul to feed off of, and Trumpsters have no soul of their own.

Because they’re all 22-35 years old yet all look like Stephen Millers and Sarah Huckabee Sanders and no one wants to date that.

Right? Even porcupines urinate on eachother so they can get it on without getting stuck. I imagine that a mutual Fox’n’Friends viewing session or exchange of shouted racial epithets should be enough to complete the analogy.

Ew, date a Trump staffer?

Because all the men working at the White House have a history of beating their wives/girlfriends?

By which stage you’ve pruned it back to a family shrub! And that just can’t hide as much…

I think the guy/girl ratio is heavily skewed as well.

It’s not usually my style to derive any amount of pleasure from another persons’ misfortune but this... yeah.

I will never get tired of this meme.  

There’s a longer clip where Spencer skulks away, holding his head like a big baby.

“Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe”

That’s true of a lot of dipshits on the far right.