There’s a little on your chin.

“Your orgasm is in another castle.”

Not everyone can evacuate. Imagine the people who live alone, have pets, do not drive, and are too old or too poor to temporarily relocate. Not all shelters accept people with pets, not everyone has a relative or friend who is available and willing to help.

That sound is actually part of the score. It’s called ‘blaster beam’ and it’s played with a aluminium cylinder.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay serious?

I’m bringing this out of the grays because it’s hilarious. 

This is great Kinja.

I think the point is that they don’t see it as a lie.

HAHAH 10/10 professional Kinja

Also!

Alex(i) Jones, Alex(i) Jones, the chemtrails are a callin’ Alex(i) Jones.

This seems pretty cut and dried, from the perspective of PR, ethical business practices and just plain common decency.

Delete your twitter, delete your Facebook, go live life guys. It’s fun out here.

I knew it!

Hey, if a pizzeria without basement has a child sex ring in it’s basement then I’m gonna fucking BELIEVE!

Alex Jones is not an 800lb gorilla. He’s beeeeeefcake!

Hey Facebook: you don’t owe Alex Jones shit. He has his own platform to disseminate his ideas and his followers will share his bullshit anyway.

Do they even care? It seems they are constantly trying to create their own reality.

I’m glad I don’t work in the PR department of social platforms like Facebook. The 800lb gorilla is always under such a fine microscope. It must be soul crushing.

The worst part of all the articles about this is all the conservatives who don’t understand what the first amendment is coming to his defense about his freedom of speech.