The seat belt is one of the most effective safety devices in a car. Wear the fucking belt.

Taking some risks so early in the internship. I like the blazing hot takes.

...worship of an entity known as Primus...

This is why Optimus Prime chooses to be a diesel semi-truck.

In your wife’s Macan

Stop it with the ruining the planet nonsense. Yes they broke the law and lied about it and should face whatever penalties.

Pro tip: want to stop being asked about crashes? Stop crashing, you hot headed overhyped bell-end.

He seems mad.

Forget Scooters what about cows sitting on cars and not buying a ride?

Welcome to Jalopnik where everything you just said is wrong! Acceptable modifications to your statement include:

Every time there’s a VW mentioned, there’s one of these guys.

They’re actually pretty reliable, and the 4motion system is not known to be problematic. They also come with a bulletproof warranty

Jonathan, that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever read on this website, and I edit David Tracy on a daily basis.

No, it wasn’t in Texas, it was in Austin. :)

Ah, these are great. Wouldn’t be right not to include John DeLorean! Here is he is photographed next to an early prototype (hence the testing equipment attached to the side). So sad that he was killed by Iranian terrorists; some say it was a coke deal gone bad.

I love these historical photos. You found a rare colorized one. Nice!

Thank you.

A young Enzo Ferrari posing proudly next to his first production road car, 1947.

• The Battery Management System controller appears to use custom microchips made just for the Model 3. Nobody seems to know much about these, at least not yet, but it’s telling that Tesla had their own chips fabricated instead of using off-the-shelf components.

See this is why Mercedes should not have called it the GT. Now it thinks it’s a Mustang.