I have no idea what to make of that yet. I’m sure there’s some meaning I’m not grasping. Was the curse real? Is there some mythological parallel to this I’m not aware of? Mostly, what the hell did I just watch?

Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow is a physique that doesn’t scream steroids but also clearly communicates they are not to be fucked with. Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 is another example. Its my opinion that these physiques are also still quite feminine for the people who get their panties in a twist over that kind of…

The most recent iteration of the “culture war” certainly seems dumber than past iterations.

I cannot wait to get this installed, play around with the character creator for hours and then never actually play the game.

“before your parents even knew how to make you, there was The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall.”

That’s just, like, you opinion, man.

Not just countries. There are several states (Mississippi, Virginia, Utah, Arkansas) that require porn sites to check your age before accessing the site, sometimes by sending them a photo of your driver’s license. These laws are hilariously stupid, and the only thing they accomplished is encouraging people to learn…

Makes sense on the surface, but this would inevitably lead to a firestorm of enraged parents followed by advertisers pulling out.

Oh, Ian. They’re going to fire you for not making this a slide show. 

You seem like you don't tip waiters

I am mainly wary of two things:

Netflix probably wants to cover their own asses for one. Even if they don’t want people to get nasty there, there’s still a chance that they will so they have to provide condoms. Imagine if they got sued for an unwanted pregnancy.

At first I was going to make the same comment but then I remembered what it was like being in basic training and then AIT. Some people either have zero shame/respect towards people near them or vastly overestimate their ability to be discreet.

He might paint himself as a victim after someone tells him it’s not flattering. But until then his pea brain will take it as a compliment.

I’m only here to say “Can we stop calling it X (Formerly Twitter)“? Either call it X, or better yet in defiance, just call it Twitter. But I think the Internet knows it’s formerly Twitter by now. 

You know what, it’s a great cast and director, but can Hollywood not do Donald Trump movies? Or at least wait until he kicks the bucket? Because if you make a movie about Donald Trump now, it will give him the thing he values above everything else: attention. As soon as he finds out about this movie, it’s all he’s…

You know, the last words of the guy who did that, right as security escorted him out of the building, were definitely “WORTH IT.”

“Most of America” couldn’t even muster half the popular vote, FYI

Yeah that sounds like a half assed “ a bad intern did it , then ran away” excuse . I mean its barely an excuse at all.

“So, yeah, Apple censored the speech, but maybe it didn’t do it on purpose?”