I don't think their reference to a "bug hunt" was about the xenomorphs,  otherwise they wouldn't have needed to bring Ripley along as a consultant.  The Marines didn't even know basic things like the xenomorphs having acid for blood and had to be told by Ripley.

I don’t even think it looked like they were setting up the Armorer for a heel turn.

Yeah but where do the elephants and the giant turtle come in?

Holy shit! They actually changed the article after I wrote this comment! Am I now the Boss of Kotaku?

Don’t you hate it when you accidentally a word?

It never made narrative sense why the Armorer would have turned. It made more sense for Axe Woves to have turned, not the armorer. I think people just expect nonsensical plot twists from their big genre stories these days, probably even moreso since JJ Abrams got his grubby little hands on Star Wars.

“They’re annoyed at the enormity at which those things happen, often seeming extremely deliberate in it’s attack on “straight white men”

Oh come on. As a straight white man, absolutely none of those stories with female or minority or LGBTQ even remotely feel like an “attack”. You know why? Because I’m a well adjusted…

This is a hilarious instance to get upset about what you’re claiming though. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is already a deliberate attack on the straight white male protagonist. Scott Pilgrim is not a likable character (that was a big part of why I had mixed feelings about the movie). The point is that he’s a selfish…

Nah, it was actually great, and a majority of the criticism comes from people who can’t process stories they don’t immediately relate to.

Finally, another chance to die on this deeply pedantic hill: but why the hell is the 2010 movie called The Karate Kid? It took place in China, and stars Jackie Chan. This child did not learn karate, he learned kung fu. It’s The Kung Fu Kid.

Stevenson was maybe my favorite part of Ahsoka. He had such a different attitude than previous SW villains, and I was actually interested to see the path he took. It makes his passing all the more tragic, I hope that story thread isn’t abandoned.

Can we stop using his picture in these posts? Please? It’s as bad as the Trump years where you couldn’t go anywhere online without seeing he puckered bloated face.  

Not just Palestinians. They also hate black people, Latins, Asians, and a whole lot of other people even more than Jews. They just figure they’ll get rid of all those others, then get to work on the Jews last.

having some asshat yelling “get good” profanities

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“if I’m playing a no-stakes match to unwind after work”

Of course he does, He’s Swedish. Whole damn country is just pale hot people who could be undead. 

$7 for a 4 oz bag of cookies is insane. Sure inflation is making things cost more but that means a family size bag of Oreos(which has four times as much product by weight as these cookies) is going to cost $5 instead of $4.

There are times when being 40+ years old certainly pays off, and this is one of them. I don’t care about Pokimane, her streams, how she makes her money, her “healthy” products or her half-assed apologies. I also don’t care about the people that were upset by her comments, the people that complain about the price of…

I can’t help but feel this is the dumbest story I’ve read about all week.